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[x] You were born in Singapore

[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans

[  ] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.

[x] You have none or one sibling.

[  ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.

[  ] You miss luncheon meat.

[x] You hate Motorola branded phones.

[  ] You (used to) think that putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.

[  ] You own more than 2 existing (current) handphones.

[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.

[  ] You love to act cute. 

[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc etc.

[  ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.

[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.

[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.

[  ] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.

[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.

[  ] You put “x” and “z” behind words to make them look ”prettier”.

[  ] You have a picture of Stefanie Sun on your wall.

[x] You watched The Little Nyonya.

[  ] You can endlessly add to the information of ‘Singlish’ on wiki

[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10.

[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.

[x] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.

[  ] You think it’s impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.

[  ] Sentosa is getting boring to you

[  ] You miss root beer

[  ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang

[x] You actually get lame jokes.

[  ] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world

[  ] You are kiasu. 

[  ] You enjoy Hossan Leong’s shows.

[x] You played uno and beyblade when you were young.

[x] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing.

[  ] You think ‘why call the esplanade ‘esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.’

[  ] You sleep during mother tongue classes 

[x] You speak in english during mother tongue classes

[  ] You get 100 math questions for homework a day

[x] Your class size is 38-45 pupils 

[  ] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

[  ] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do

[  ] You always watch a monday to friday movie cos that’s the cheapest.

[x] You smuggle food into cinemas

[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc etc 

[  ] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc

[  ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.

[x] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow.

[  ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live

[  ] You chiong at a sale.

[  ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total: 21

Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage, mine’s 42% !!